Moneyfriends
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Moneyfriends
Monetise your friends, securitise your relationships. Moneyfriends will show you the true meaning of the word "value". With the financial instruments of amplified trumpet, electric bass, drums, toys and voices this is a business you can't afford not to invest in.
Speaking of investment; we are highly invested in our one-of-a-kind immersive, performative, theatrical, free-improvised, noisy anti-jazz, and are prepared to offer you an unmissable, one-time show that is guaranteed to pay dividends.
Our promise to our shareholders is a continuous twenty percent yearly ROI, based on the trajectory of our current genre-breaking improvising, dazzling stage show, and Fabian's colourful toy decorations, all projected for a steady growth in the foreseeable future.